Drunker Stupor [ @ E' Age of 8 ]

Was about 8 at a family BBQ, a wine-box was left out on the side, I helped myself to a few glasses, running round the garden screaming “I’m drinking wine everybody!” They all got a good laugh out of it thinking it was Ribena or something right up to the point I threw up in the paddling pool before nearly drowning in it.

I swore I’d never drink again.

~ by jenstheory on July 15, 2008.