How Puberestic Is Your BoyFriend ?

How Puberestic Is Your BoyFriend ?

Neat & tidy or Hairy & unruly ?

It’s understood that silicone implanted American Pornstars don’t like pubes or any other form of hair on a man.

On a personal note, I manscape once a month.

But after long & hard on thoughts about it. I’ve decided against manscaping.

Having felt it’s a short step to hair straighteners & manbags from there.

Bolloxx to ‘Male grooming’..!!

Men are meant to be hairy & unruly. [ Unless, If your misses is silicone implanted, maybe ? ]

Breaking The Broken

Took my girlfriend to my local [ Carlsberg Party ] last night.

After a few drinks, she got all stroppy and said, “This place again! You never take me anywhere new!”

So when I woke up this morning [ With a Morning Glory ] I decided to heed her words, and take her somewhere new.

Apparently, ‘up the arse’ wasn’t quite what she had in mind…

[ Hours Later ]

My girlfriend pulled up a chair earlier and said, “we need to talk about our future.”

I said, “yeah, it’s gonna be Fucking mental – we’ll have flying cars, shiny silver suits, holidays on the moon!”

I’m now single~

Allow me to take another leaf out of my ‘Emo-Diary’..

Allow me to take another leaf out of my ‘Emo-Diary’..

Once, was going to the shop & my [Now ex] GF asked if I could get her some bottled water for her to take to work the next day.

So, anyway got her the water & she freeked out ‘You know I don’t like Highland Spring, why didn’t get me Evian’.

She stormed out & went back to .

So whenever she pissed me off when she was staying at my place, I would get her Evian bottle from the fridge, pour it down the sink & replace with tap water.

Fucking silly Bint.. [ It’s a story, I share with my mates, when we bitch about our cows ]