Took my girlfriend to my local [ Carlsberg Party ] last night.
After a few drinks, she got all stroppy and said, “This place again! You never take me anywhere new!”
So when I woke up this morning [ With a Morning Glory ] I decided to heed her words, and take her somewhere new.
Apparently, ‘up the arse’ wasn’t quite what she had in mind…
[ Hours Later ]
My girlfriend pulled up a chair earlier and said, “we need to talk about our future.”
I said, “yeah, it’s gonna be Fucking mental – we’ll have flying cars, shiny silver suits, holidays on the moon!”
I’m now single~
good way to break up