Adeline’s Family Report by JensThEory~

Adeline’s Family Report by JensThEory~

Daddy : Ouh~ Well.. your old man has the looks of a perverted old Japanese  teacher.

I can only speculate it may or may not have to do with his cheeky mole. [ I’ve watched enough Japanese Anime to strongly believe in this ]

Mommy : When I did smile at her, she smiled back with riddles. Typical signs of her being sly, deceptive & untrustworthy.

Brother, Adrian : Reminds me of a cunt from Indochine who actually complained to my boss that I’m proud.. yadda yadda yadda.. Besides agents being evil necessity need I say more [ I do feel sorry for him thought, he’s got to work hard to pay for his wife’s giant underwear ].

Sis Inlaw, Wendy : It’s no longer a secret who stole the chocolates you got for Valentines last year. To put it simply – Wendy, 90kg of pork  [ If there was any decency still in this world she would donate her food to charity. And that's being charitable to her ].

Herself, Adeline : Undeniably the only acceptable character in the family

~ by jenstheory on March 8, 2009.