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Archive for 2011|Yearly archive page

I Liked Your Status On FaceBook

In Uncategorized on August 6, 2011 at 10:05 am
JE ns : Baby Are You Jealous ?
HER : No.
JE ns : Baby Are You Jealous ?
HER : No.
JE ns : Baby Are You Jealous ?
HER : I Already Told You No!
JE ns : Baby Can I Get A Kiss ?

HER : GO AND GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK..!!

xx

Valentines ‘Special’

In Uncategorized on February 13, 2011 at 3:34 pm

From the bottom of my broken heart. I sincerely hope that my sister has a wonderful Valentines date. For I’m utterly reliant on the Flowers & Chocolates which she would be receiving. Which in turn would be recycled for my Valentines date. [ For the past 5 good years ] Only occasionally deciding to pinch on the chocolates. Solely based on a notion of it being an Aphrodite.

P.S. How Is It Suppose To Be Romantic When Ever Other Monkey Is ‘Forced’ To Surprise & Celebrate Their Love On The Same Fucking Day & Allow Corporations to Capitalise On Our Cheap Sentiments.

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