I like old school fashion, music & my old school stories
Years ago a mate & me were in art class or something & sat on a table with this right rotter. Obnoxious cow as well, pompous, thought she was it, couldn’t stand her.
Anyway she left the class to go fetch something leaving her bag there with her phone in sight. So we decided to change her boyfriends number to one of ours, & send a load of text messages saying ‘look, its over, never liked you anyway, think your an ugly cow, seeing a load of birds on the side, your face looks like a bomb hit, I was only ever going out with you for sympathy & to wear you out in bed etc.
Cue : her reading them & running out of class in floods of tears. The whole lesson stopped as everyone was consoling her, including the teacher.
Anyway, what we didn’t plan for was her ringing her boyfriend’s number to get an explanation. Cue : my phone chirping away & us going bright red! Never had a greater tirade of abuse directed at me in all my life. I can look back at it & laugh now, but it’s the most embarrassed I’ve ever been.
She still hates me till this very day..
& Ouh~ There was this bird who was absolutely stunning in school uniform, [ But then again so would most girls ] whom I had a major crush on.. but there was nothing that I could do about it as she was attached. One fine day her boyfriend gave her a buzz & I answered & threw a little spice into the pot by claiming to be her boyfriend as well. Well he did not buy the lies that I was selling him. Hence he hung up on me to call again hoping that it would be her picking up the phone. Well, It was me again.. But this time I went saying :”Hello, Lesbian help line, how can I help you?” He hung up to call again.. This time me saying “Hi. Thanks for calling the STD advice line. Please describe your symptoms” & he hung up. He did not call her for a week.. when he did, the bird got to find about what I did & she called me a bustard..
She still hates me till this very day
P.S. There were two identical twins that went to my school & I told one loudly that she must have been gutted to have such an ugly sister.
They still hate me till this very day..
Ooooo.. wait.!! just remembered a girl, Jemma, at my school’s Sec 3 camp. She was offering blowjobs to all & sundry..
I declined but saw her later with Jizz in her hair..
She was known as Jizza from then on..
Pstt..~ I miss school. Can’t believe I’m saying this..