In bed with an Ex, It was Sleepy time after Sexytime
Her : Which way are you facing
Me : Eh?
Her : Can you face this way I can’t see you
Me : You can’t see me anyway its pitch black
Her : I know but I like to think of you looking at me
Me : I won’t be looking at you though, I’ll be asleep
Her : Until you fall asleep
Me : Ok
Her : Have you got your eyes closed?
Me : Yes, I’m trying to sleep
Her: For Fucks sake, can’t you just do something nice for once?
This went on for a while and resulted in me leaving for a local pub at about 2am in the morning.
After several miss calls, texts & pints. Emotions got the better of me. I shed a tear.
A kid who sat beside me looked at me & said.
You’re 25 and you did the “boo-hoo-hoo” rubbing eyes routine in the pub? Brilliant
Can I be like you when I grow up?
Psstt.. Couldn’t have had a worst day, I thought to myself.